You Need A Bread Purse

G'day,Boom. We're back. Sorry, there was a chest cold and family vacay involved in this hiatus. But we're not planning on having either of those again for the foreseeable future. Back to our regularly scheduled programming. If you live in the US or some blessed parts of Canada, you may have eaten at a Panera Bread. A lot of people seem to love this chain. But like most massive food businesses that have 2000+ locations and do over $5billion in revenue every year, the pretentious food snob in us has always wondered what all the fuss is about. Like, objectively, is their bread even that good?Our hot take is, of course, that no, no it isn't really that good. And we'd much rather be handing over our moolah to a local bakery that makes an artisan product. But, like we said, we're pretentious food snobs. However, we have to give props where props is due. Panera's newest addition to its product line is pretty incredible...in the so wrong it's right kind of way. Are you a hard-working, fashion-conscious professional who's always on the go? Do you like sandwiches? Are you fed up with how drab and low class it is to carry a sandwich in a paper bag in public?

Don't worry, Panera's got you. Introducing the sandwich purse by Panera. A new, stylish way to carry your favourite deli sandwich around town.

It's the accessory we all wanted but never had the courage or vision to ask for.

No, seriously. A sandwich purse is actually a thing now. There's so much more we could write on this but, honestly, I think we just need time to meditate on and process this news.